Sometimes what we think we know is laughable when we find out what we don't really know. I learned so much in Media and Public Affairs that I can't even remember what I thought I knew about politics, media, and public policy before taking the class. The three big lessons I learned from this class are: 1.) The media helps to keep the government in check by being the fourth arm of the checks and balances system through information dissemination on government policy and political figures, 2.) There is more to a presidential election or political campaign than meets the eye, and 3.) Whether right or wrong, accurate or inaccurate, the media influences public policy, the public's perception of political candidates, and ultimately can influence the outcome of an election.
Since this is my final blog entry for my Media and Public Affairs class I wanted to post something that would make at least one of my blog readers laugh. I may only have one reader, and that is pretty funny in itself. Nevertheless, I will share the rude and the crude hoping that one little piece of this political blasphemy causes that crack in the face known as a smile. Enter into the remainder of this blog at your own risk, and if you do I hope you enjoy the quotes, cartoons, and possibly inappropriate wit. Why even have a blog if it doesn't include a little bit of mischief to make it both interesting and promising? I now turn you over to quotes on the laugh and cartoons with a political aftermath if you dare to proceed. Here are 11 political laughs for 2011.
1. "The most wasted of all days is that in which we have not laughed." ~Nicolas Chamfort, translated from French
Hey people...this is actually out there on the Internet. Do you think this is a motivational or demotivating poster? Do you think it is funny, not funny, or just plain distasteful?
2. "Laughter is an instant vacation." ~Milton Berle
Oops!
3. What monstrous absurdities and paradoxes have resisted whole batteries of serious arguments, and then crumbled swiftly into dust before the ringing death-knell of a laugh!" ~Agnes Repplier
"Sometimes the candidates are just screwing themselves." ~ Deneene A. Collins
4. "So many tangles in life are ultimately hopeless that we have no appropriate sword other than laughter." ~Gordon W. Allport
Mitt the Mormon might want to try praying next time.
5. "Laughter is the shortest distance between two people." ~Victor Borge
"Call 999 I mean 911." ~ Deneene Collins
6. "What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul." ~Yiddish Proverb
7. "I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose." ~Woody Allen
"Would you like a side of fried Democrats with that?" ~ Deneene Collins
8. At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new possibilities. ~Jean Houston
9. "Even if there is nothing to laugh about, laugh on credit." ~Author Unknown
10. "Mirth is God's medicine. Everybody ought to bathe in it." ~Henry Ward Beecher
"Laughter really does do the heart good like a medicine, but politics can make one sick." ~ Deneene Collins
11. "Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis." ~Jack Handey, "Deep Thoughts," Saturday Night Live
A bonus laugh thrown in for 2012 ...
12. "The most wasted of all days is that in which we have not laughed." ~Nicolas Chamfort, translated from French
Well, I hope you laughed while reading this blog entry as much as I learned while taking Media and Public Affairs. I think the course number should be changed from PAF494 to PAF911 as I feel it is an emergency that all American citizens should know what is taught in this class. I say so long but not goodbye as we part for only a moment to catch our breath between laughs until the next time Deneene Says...
"Stop, stop, please stop showing me campaign ads, I can't breathe!" ~ Deneene Collins :) LOL! I hope that something about our political system makes you laugh until you cry and cry until you can't laugh both of which being things that spark an active change in your own personal politics.
